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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...

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• (818): View more from California

  Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?

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  No actually I had socks on...

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