You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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