He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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