Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Randomize
