I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
