Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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