If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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