I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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