once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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