White coat. Heels.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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