its not stalking. its research.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I need water and some morals
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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