Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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