You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You need a sexual gate keeper
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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