Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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