did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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