I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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