dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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