I feel great
I just peed on a car
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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