Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
how does that bad decision feel?
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