its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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