okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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