Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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