There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i think i have two assholes
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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