well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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