I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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