y did u give ur computer a hand job?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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