Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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