Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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