Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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