Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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