She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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