he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's blow job season.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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