I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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