Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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