I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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