he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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