plz talk dirty to me
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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