Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Are we still banned from the library?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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