god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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