I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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