What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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