Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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