I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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