he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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