Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My brain says no but my pants say off.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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