Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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