Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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