After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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