We won't sleep together?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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