Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
