I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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