Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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