i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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