i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
