I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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