Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Randomize
