My room smells like vodka and shame
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Randomize
